Iconoclast on Halloween: "We'll get trick or treaters, but most of them will be in their mid teens and without costumes. That's why I urinate on all the candy before I give it out."
Anyone would look stupid walking around with a big red circle around their mouth. Either finish the clown make-up or don't do it at all. I don't get it...
Black and huge! Black and huge! All the women hate me at the porno booth!